definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(via langleav)

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

(via sectionpandora)

shelby-cakes:

if u think that i like muscles ur wrong

(via datsrad)

"I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life."
- Voltaire (via shelby-cakes)

(Source: likeafieldmouse, via datsrad)

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(Source: cozyqueen, via sectionpandora)

6 hours ago

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

(via joliebxtch)

purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

(Source: lacedbelles, via joliebxtch)

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via fake-mermaid)

izzetheking:

HOw do i kill someone without looking rude

(via fake-mermaid)

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via fake-mermaid)

"You drink about it, smoke about it, don’t talk about it."
- And even if you do, it is taken as you bitchin’ about it.  GOOD LUCK. (via rachaelpie123)

(Source: viuxic, via joliebxtch)

"I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you."
- (via jesape)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via youremyserenity)

6 hours ago

chibiknightcrossing:

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

image

if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post

(via orgasm)