4 hours ago

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via fake-mermaid)

musicbloge:

The Killers - When You Were Young

(via datsrad)

4 hours ago

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: jaatri, via automatically)

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: leekx, via fake-mermaid)

4 hours ago

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(Source: wispygirl, via automatically)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

(via rebel--belle)

whistlings:

You know you’re in the next level of the relationship when you show them your feet.

(via asian)

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

(via automatically)

"What a terrible thing it is to wound someone you really care for, and to do it so unconsciously."
- Haruki Murakami  (via oh-so-saltyandmean)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via 1mh0tttttxx3)

mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

(via 1mh0tttttxx3)

whatsupd0c:

I want sex. But not just any sex. I want sex where we start out by watching an innocent movie at midnight. And through out the movie the sexual tension starts to build. Then without a single word, our eyes are going to start to glance over, our hands will start to wander and before the movies over our clothes will become undone. And once our clothes are undone, we are going shake the whole fucking bed, and scream so loud so the neighbours will know that we are fucking.

(via rebel--belle)