cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

(Source: qothqueen, via fake-mermaid)

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via reminiscentgenerations)

sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

(via sleeplvss)

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo, via hate)

2 days ago
2 days ago

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(Source: organmeat, via fake-mermaid)

2 days ago

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via 21slugs)

atomic-lorena:

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

this

(via acherontia-styx)

"One day, you’ll feel empty while pursuing your goals or your dreams. On those days, just remember the warmth of the people who encouraged you and believed in you. Surely, you’ll be able to keep pushing forward no matter what."
- (via psych-facts)

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

(Source: donniedarkos, via acherontia-styx)

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(via fake-mermaid)

2 days ago

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via irreluvant)