narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

(via asian)

14 minutes ago

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(via fake-mermaid)

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

(via officialwhitegirls)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via automatically)

lamegirl93:

what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

(Source: versacegrl, via fake-mermaid)

17 minutes ago

sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks

(via hate)

aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

(via asian)

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

(via fake-mermaid)

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via orgasm)

nippled:

annoying online and irl

(via hate)

sighings:

Casper the friendly ghost is a dead child

(via 21slugs)

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via asian)

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via fake-mermaid)